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This is a story about a girl named Katelynn... Now, just because she's named that doesn't exactly mean that she likes it though... She mostly tries to go by "Kate" but that didn't exactly work out either due to a wild reputation she ended up getting at her school... Yeah, yeah... I'm sure giving you the idea of "highschool" and the idea of "girl" probably made you think she's being some kind of typical highschool slut, but this is a totally different story.

It all started out on Kate's 11th grade year. She was new to town, new to school, and she had no fucking idea how to fit in a new environment. Kate was originally from a suburb outside of fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada... home of lights, casinos, gambling, prostitution *cough* nevermind... Anyways, yeah, Kate was obviously hella underaged and couldn't legally gamble, drink, or become a prostitute but she loved the way it looked down there. She loved the lights, she loved the atmosphere... and most of all, she loved that her dad could sneak her into casinos so she could gamble with him.

Now, I bet you are wondering... How the actual fuckballs did a girl with a life in glamorous Las Vegas Nevada population 603,488 end up in a shithole like Daxton County Indiana, population 5,262? Simple, Kate had a mom and dad that were literally always arguing. The mom was a cuntbag and the dad was slammin' and cool as hell. Kate and her dad went way back like aberdeen and Kate and her mom went... well, they just argued... and so did Kate's parents. Eventually, they found it best to split up and since Kate and her dad were tight, she moved with him when he left state to move back in with his dad until he got back on his feet. Kate didn't mind that part of it, she liked her grandpa but she hated Indiana... They had gone to visit since that is where her dad is from, and it fucking sucks giant donkey cock. But it was worth it to at least move and have one buddy, her father.

Kate's mom was the bread winner in the family (Ya know, considering they lived in Las Vegas someone had to be makin' the cash and it sure wasn't her janitor father) Not to be fucking weird, but even Kate knew her dad was way to attractive to be with her mom... Kate's mom just looked way to professional and boring... Tight-ass hair buns, business suits that hardly gave away a figure, no real makeup style, all she cared about was work and workin'... Kate's dad on the other hand was a jack of all trades with a over-active imagination... (Thankfully Kate got all her traits from him instead of business-mom) Kate's dad didn't really give a fuck where he worked, he wasn't ashamed to sweep floors n' shit, he just wanted something to do and no fancy-dancy place would hire someone without a collage education out there in Vegas-land... so he was about fucked even though he was one skilled motherfucker.

So yeah, one 27 hour drive with tons of fuel stops in a 1997 Ford Bronco with a over-caffeinated dad and a bored out of her mind daughter, they eventually made it back to Indiana. The Bronco had low miles considering Kate's dad didn't drive to work, his co-worker Paco picked him up in his lowered 64' Impala. The Bronco sat unused most of the time and the only real issue it had was faded paint and a intermittent license plate light bulb that would sometimes go out if it hit the right bump.

Kate's only real hobbies were helping her dad with random projects and attempting to skateboard. She wasn't the best at either, but hey, she tried. One time, Kate attempted to fix her dad's Bronco's faulty license plate light and ended up fucking up the wiring to the left blinker where it only works if the windshield wipers are on... Hey, like I said, she tried. 
Otherwise, she tried to skateboard... She was not at all the best and she knew it but she loved to push the limit... and that's where this next part comes in.

Upon arrival into good ol' Daxton County Indiana, Kate knew eventually when summer was long gone she'd have to make her way back into school... and she sure as fuck wasn't looking forward to that, especially since it was a new place with new people. She was a 17 year old with the social skills of a 4th grader and the hate of a world dictator all in one... It was like Satan gave birth to a government worker.

Kate really didn't have any means of getting to school since her dad started work at 6am and the Bronco was gone along with him. Her grandfather had a 80's Jeep but Kate had no idea how to drive stick and she knew Grandpa would kick her scrawny ass (Even though she's got some meat on her bones) if he saw it gone for even a second. Being a inexperienced skater, Kate was just about good enough to roll that bitch around and almost land a ollie every once in a while. But hey, the school was only a few blocks away and it was better than walking.

Things were going well, Kate strapped on her backpack and skated her way to school. She literally knew nobody at this place and she wasn't very excited to start it, but hey, life goes on. Kate skated her way to the front entrance to the school past all the students walking in. They were all pretty much intently staring at her like they had never seen anything like it before, but it was literally just skateboarding... (Hey, this is Indiana... If she was driving a tractor nobody would have thought about it twice) There was a slight step and a landing right in front of the main door and Kate saw her opportunity to throw a small trick and look like a cool bitch on the first day of school... Sadly, Kate was mistakin'... She did the jump-thingy just right but the part where the board hit the ground didn't really work out so well. Right as she landed, the board sprung out from her left foot and shot up into Kate's crotch which caused her to slightly pee her pants... Yeah, right in front of everyone to.

Kate stood there with slight pain and over-excessive embarrassment running through her body as she tried to play it off as nothing. She quickly grabbed her board and held it up in front of the wet spot on her cut-off khaki shorts like nothing had happened.... Hell, like it wasn't bad enough she fucked the trick up, right? Pretty much everyone was silent for 30 seconds then the laughter poured out. Kate shot her way inside and found her way to the bathroom.

She really didn't know what to do to cover up the fact that she pretty much pissed on herself and it definitely looked the part of it. The bathroom had one of those little heated hand-drier thingies so Kate quickly took her pants off and held them in front of it as it blew down on them... Hey, if she could get the wet spot of her pants, that'd be good enough for her... at least until the rest of her dried up. She knew someone could come in at any time but it was worth the risk just in case. Luckily, the pants got dry, she put em' back on, she grabbed her board and found her way to the homeroom she was assigned. She walked in last and of course everyone was staring but hey, maybe these students didn't see it, right?

The teacher called out each student's name and they replied with a "here" or a simple raised hand... It wasn't long before Kate was called on. "Katelynn Dean" called the teacher. Kate swung her hand up timidly and everyone stared. She could hear whispers from the students all around discussing this morning's fucked up accident and Kate was on the edge of "Holy fucking dickballs my heart is literally in my stomach". Since Kate was a transfer, the teacher of course asked her to stand up and say a few things about herself... Of course Kate wanted to pretty much kill herself on the spot but hey, this can't get any worse, right?

Kate stood up and said in a excessively aggravated but strangely quiet manner "Hi, I'm Katelynn, I prefer Kate though... not a fan of Katelynn.." The teacher of course had to ask hobbies even though Kate replied with "I don't really have any" just for the sake of any small-tiny bit of reputation she had left... it's not like she was entitled to say anything, what is this? 4th grade? But hey, this nosy-ass teacher didn't stop there and said "Isn't that a skateboard next to your desk? I'd say skating is a hobby if you ask my opinion!" 
Kate wanted to physically stab herself at the mere thought of all this... She mumbled out "Uh, I don't really use that thing ya know? It's just a present my dad gave me..." Of course some fat motherfucker had to chime in and say "wasn't that you riding that board into school this morning? And didn't it hit you in the crotch?" everyone let out a laugh as Kate was pretty much done with life and just sat down to bury her head into the hoodie she had on.

It wasn't long before homeroom came to a end and she had to switch classes... and along with that came the shit-talking and staring... mostly the staring. It's like nobody saw someone like her before and she was really getting aggravated by it. And of course, as the day dragged it's slow ass along, so did the stares and so did the name calling... and by the end of the day she had other students giggling and wave to her as they said "Hey SKATElynn!"

Forever at that point, it was pretty obvious that the school recognized Kate as Skatelynn.... and she was utterly blown by how awful her first day was. Just wait until she got home and told her dad what happened.... (Wait, maybe that wasn't such a good idea...) Who knew at this point how Kate's highschool experience would be in shithole Indiana.

Kate decided that since the whole skating thing didn't work out on the way to school, she'd try walking instead. Kate began walking home when a rather attractive goth girl caught up beside her. This striking young girl had black hair, pale skin and was pretty bangin' hot from Kate's first glance. Kate thought at first this girl was going to be trouble, but she started talking before she could make a judgement.
"Hi! I'm Evilyn!! I know, I know... your "Skate-lyn" but I'm really not here to make fun of you, I swear. I heard what everyone else is saying about you behind your back and I think it's really awful... I can ima-" Kate butted in "Well, ya know, I could care less. This place is a shithole anyways." and she began to walk faster. Evilyn walked faster along with her trying to convince her that she had been in a similar situation when she started school as well and didn't want to make Kate feel so left out. It was about obvious that Kate was hard-headed and had little tolerance for giving new things a try, but eventually she began to let Evilyn talk.

"So, you're new, right? At least that's what everyone's saying... along with some other stuff, *cough* but that's not important.." 
"Yeah, I'm new... It's really a long story, but I can say I've learned one thing from today and that is I made a fucking awful reputation for myself..."
said Kate...
It wasn't long before the two girls had seemed to come to par and talk as friends... despite Kate's hateful and hard-headed attitude.

"I really gotta just get home and forget this day ever happened and move on. They'll forget eventually, it's not worth my stress."

The two girls parted ways and Kate headed off to her Grandfather's house as she spotted her mom standing on the front porch screaming at her dad. "Well, this couldn't have gotten any better" Kate said as she slowly let the backpack down from her shoulder and walked forward. "I wonder what is going on now.... It's literally only been three weeks since we moved here..."

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lord-prax Featured By Owner 3 days ago
Hope everything is going well.
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hellobobo Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2017
What happened to your pictures?
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shikamaruluffy Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
been kinda wondering if your doing okay :D hope your doing well <3
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BOBCATWEASLE Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2016
I envy anyone who has you as a partner, hope to see more in the future.
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polishhammer83 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2016
You're super cute and sexy :) Love your cosplays and poses.
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HeWantsRevenge Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2016
killer gallery :doh:
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MILF-Daddy Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
thank you :)
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TheDubliner1916 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2016
Are going to put on more weight for future cosplays and American values? Because that would be cool.
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SharpySaber Featured By Owner Edited Mar 10, 2016
Hm, an I thought I was the first to come up with 'your version' of humanize Spitfire.

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An if you asked how I found this page... SB99.
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MILF-Daddy Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
Yeah there's not many chubby spitfires out there
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